5 Things Guys Don’t Want to Hear in Bed
Why do we feel the need to say something before, during or after sex? You want to talk about the weather now? Of course not. The truth is thus: Its very easy to say the wrong thing in bed…so unless you’re saying “Keep going” or “YES!!!”, then I suggest you keep comments to a minimum!
Here are the 7 things guys don’t want to hear you say in bed…
1. “Is it in yet?” He can interpret this question in 2 different ways: Either you’re saying that he has a very small penis or you’re accustomed to a much bigger instrument. It doesn’t really matter at this point because the moment has been totally ruined.
2. “My ex used to” Nothing is a bigger mood-killer than telling him about some ex…during sex! Sure, your ex did a couple of things differently and maybe he even satisfied you better in bed. But this is not the time to bring it up. Suggest a couple of things to him later…and make sure you don’t reveal that an ex used to do it. You will eventually kill his ego and your sex life!
3. “It happens to everyone.” Look, its already bad enough that he can’t get it up. Don’t try to make him feel better by comparing him to the rest of the world. He doesn’t care about what happens to the rest of the world in bed. Right now, he’s more concerned about not being able to get his fun bone up so he could “party” hard with you!
4. “Can’t you just hold me?” It doesn’t take much to get a guy aroused/horny/turned on. If you knew right from the beginning that you didn’t want to have sex, why did you choose to wear that outfit and show all that cleavage? Or seductively rub against his pants? Or start a discussion about different sex positions?
5. “I want to watch you sleep” It might be a little cute when he says it. But when it comes from you, men don’t really appreciate it much. Actually, they think its slightly psyco.
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