5 Things Men are Insecure About…Don’t Joke With These!
Ok…as much as men like to pretend that they are all macho, its not always the case. There are certain things they are sensitive about.
I have put together these 5 things that you should not play around with your man about. For most guys, a kick-ass sense of humor is right up there with a nice set of boobs…but these 5 things are no laughing matter to them.
1. The fact that you make more money than he does. Yes, this sounds like a very old issue and you would expect men to be over this, right? WRONG! The truth is that men still consider it their obligation to bring home the bacon. Once their salary doesn’t stack up, they feel totally emasculated. You might think its a joke when mention things like being his sugar mama…but men actually take that a little seriously. A little stone age? Very true…but it still doesn’t change the facts.
2. You make jokes about his mom. Yep…this is so not allowed! Its a rule that’s been in place since the beginning of time. If you diss a boy’s mom, things are bound to get ugly! Sure, he might make a joke or two about his mom but if you add your two cents, they find it totally disrespectful and mean.
3. His “Instrument.” This one is actually pretty easy. Jokes about his penis? Probably not a great idea. Basically, if you want his penis to come out and play ever again, keep jokes about it to yourself! A male friend of mine was telling me about this girl he used to date and she poked fun at the fact that his penis is a shade darker than the rest of his body. Obviously, this was a problem from that point on. Only joke you’re allowed to make about his member? Call it monstrously huge!!!
4. His reclining hair line. With the exception of Hollywood types like Vin Diesel, most guys with shiny chrome domes are not deemed the sexiest man alive. That’s why many guys stress about potential future loss. And if there’s even a hint of thinning, it’s certain to be a really sore subject. My advice? Simply stay away from it.
5. Stories and encounters with other men in your past. Women are very good at remembering about experiences in the past. Unknown to us sometimes, we voice opinions about former relationships while with our spouses. Whether you tell your husband he is better than your former love or he is the best experience of your love life, you definitely have aroused fear and jealousy in him.
Some related postPosted on 26 December '09 by dolly, under relationships, sex.
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